The Witness: *Guilty as Sock*’s Agent of Anarchy
This unpredictable role transforms trials into theatrical spectacles. While not always active, its presence guarantees one thing: absolute pandemonium.
Core Mechanics
- Unrestricted Testimony: Support prosecution, defense, or invent fantastical claims mid-sentence
- Zero Accountability: No system verifies your statements’ logic or consistency
- Chaos Catalyst: Your primary function is to destabilize proceedings through humor, emotional outbursts, or strategic confusion
Judicial Protocol: Witness Removal
For judges needing to restore order:
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Access Gavel Controls
Activate your judicial interface through the gavel icon -
Locate Eye Icon
Identify the pink witness management symbol featuring an eye motif -
Color-Coded Ejection
Press the buzzer corresponding to the witness’s designated hue to remove them
Mastering the Role
- Dramatic Entry: Command attention immediately – silence the room or provoke chaos with your opening line
- Strategic Flip-Flopping: Abruptly change allegiances to maximize confusion
- Contextual References: Weave earlier trial events into your testimony for pseudo-credibility
- Timely Exit: Negotiate your removal if the judge becomes distracted
Strategic Insights
- Witness participation directly impacts jury perception, though outcomes remain unpredictable
- Prolonged presence on the stand increases vulnerability to player-generated projectiles
- The role activates only in matches with 8+ participants
FAQ
Q: What is the role of the Witness in Guilty as Sock?
The Witness testifies for either side or no one at all. It’s a chaotic wildcard role meant to spice up the trial.
Q: Can the Witness win the case for someone?
Indirectly, yes. A good (or unhinged) testimony can influence the jury’s vote.
Q: How do you remove a Witness from the stand?
The judge must click the gavel, pick the pink eye bubble icon, then hit the buzzer matching the witness’ color.
Q: Can the Witness just sit there and do nothing?
Yes, that’s completely allowed. It’s part of the charm… or the nightmare.
Q: Does every match include a Witness?
No, the Witness role only shows up in larger matches with enough players.