Guilty as Sock Custom Card Ideas

Key Idea: In *Guilty Is Sock*, custom cards let you inject absurd fabricated evidence into trials. The wilder the card, the better the chaos.

The Cutoff Jean Shorts
Nobody sane owns these.
Suspects with frayed denim are either guilty or plotting something worse.
Wet Floor Sign
Slippery situational awareness.
Claim the knocked-over sign proves premeditation—or a vendetta against janitors.
Receipt from QT
Five taquitos + protein shake = guilt.
Timestamp proximity + questionable purchases = irrefutable proof of shady behavior.
Poop Knife
A laugh break disguised as evidence.
Deploy this card to reset the courtroom’s tension levels.
Screenshot at 3:17 AM
Blurry, cursed, and damning.
“Your Honor, their 3 AM activities confirm guilt. We even have pixelated receipts!”
Bath Water Drink
Hydration meets insanity.
Ideal for cases involving influencer drama or someone with a liquid vendetta.
The Dog Saw Everything
Non-verbal canine testimony.
Use when lacking evidence but overflowing with emotional manipulation.
Olive Garden Pasta Pass
Unlimited breadsticks = unlimited motive.
Suggests wealth, power, and a hunger for destruction (or garlic knots).
Text From Mom
A maternal smoking gun.
Drop this message in court: “Don’t forget to delete the body xoxo.” Case closed.
Vine Star Penny
Nostalgic cringe as evidence.
Link suspects via their shared obsession with 2014-era influencer merch.

Q: What file type should I use for my custom cards?
JPEGs. Ultra HD isn’t required for accusing someone of taco-based crimes.
Q: Who can use custom cards during trial?
Only Prosecutors and Defense players.
Q: How do I load my custom deck?
Click the deck box in the lobby’s top-left corner.
Q: Can I use multiple custom decks?
One deck per session. Don’t get greedy.
Q: How many cards can I include?
Technically unlimited, but a scroll bar means you’re either a genius or an anarchist.